DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
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replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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"DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie."

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

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A comic inspiring / inspired by
Things Exactly As They Are
by cleanwhiteroom

(AKA “the firecracker sake incident”)

Post completion of reading Designations I was (shock to no one) super inspired to draw yet MORE fanart for this story because I am an insane person. One of those things was, naturally, the infamous “firecracker sake incident” alluded to in the fic. Because what uhhhh.. what happened there, dudes? Inquiring minds want to know!
So I did the logical thing and just.. made it up. And then I sent it to cleanwhiteroom. CWR who, in their infinite amazingness, then did me the unthinkable honor of straight up WRITING WHAT HAPPENED based loosely on my scribbles. I then was of course compelled to completely redo what I’d made, which evolved (mutated??) into this comic here based on a sampling of dialogue in the fic. Cleanwhiteroom then saw this and edited the story slightly to reflect some choices I made and thus was created the complex mutant collaboration that is:
Things Exactly As They Are
Go forth and read, friends!! It is so so so good, oh my god.

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lohrien:

Illustrations by Anna Egorova

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Curse of the Golden Flower (2006)

          → Empress Phoenix’s Wardrobe

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Cip left me alone with the pie.

He left me in charge of the pie.

I’m pretty sure this was a terrible idea on his part

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captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

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